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Quotes Demotivational Poster


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L

ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.

TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am
Very kind of you to say so :})


1776 - I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!

TAGS: john adams movie quotes
Rating: 4.6/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:39 am
Too true Captain....either that or they become the Aussie Labor Government. LOL Well done with the poster 5L's
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:31 pm
I like it!
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:28 am
5 fat pork barrel for my captain!!!
Treehodger - March 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
I had to read that three times to get it. Reading and math should never go together. Lol, but still nice one.

MADNESS - is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

TAGS: quotes gravity stupid fail
Rating: 4.37/5

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ICEMAN - December 30, 2011, 10:50 pm
Gravity sucks.

SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -

TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.3/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!

TRUE. - True.

TAGS: led zeppelin music quotes
Rating: 2.26/5

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agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 8:30 pm
What? This is a motifake? Will someone call Woody03 in here to teach basic technique?

HAMBURGERS - The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. -Jules Winnfield


TAGS: toilet jokes famous quotes funny
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:22 am

CANS - He hates these cans

TAGS: movie quotes
Rating: 3.73/5

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Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:23 pm
All I need is this chair...
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 3:42 am
Great line!

GODZILLA - "It is in the interest of the commonwealth of mankind that there should be someone who is unconquered. . ." - Seneca

Smile And The Whole World Smiles With You -

TAGS: smiles quotes crazy person fear
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - October 3, 2013, 8:44 pm
Muhahaha, thanks lg!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 8:06 pm

This. Creeps. Me. Out. 5creeps!

LIFE - “We live in a rainbow of chaos.” - Paul Cezanne -

TAGS: life rainbow chaos quotes
Rating: 4.8/5

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beastmaster - February 21, 2012, 1:03 pm
Thanks, very much! :)
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:17 am
great quote and perfect picture!


PSYCHOLOGY - Psychiatrists! All they do is tell you you love your MOTHER!..... than goose you for $500 Dollars.

MOON BEAMS - Fear ringed by doubt is my eternal moon.


TAGS: trump quotes hair jobs
Rating: 3/5

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Nissta - July 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
If you're gonna send him to mess up Scotland!! At least have the decency to make him wear a Jimmy Wig first, sorry my bad HE IS wearing one.....

Platitudes -

TAGS: platitudes aphorisms wisdom quotes nietzsche
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - February 11, 2014, 2:58 pm
Death by tickle? You are a cruel one indeed. :P
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:34 pm
I just wanna give his toes a 5L tickle so badly...does that count?

HIGH AND THE MIGHTY - “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway” - John Wayne


TAGS: mer 9 movie quotes clockwork orange
Rating: 4.1/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:24 am
I'm singin' in the rain...5L
TokinFire - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
Real mo-fukkin' horrowshow, oh my brother.
whatukno - June 3, 2010, 3:52 am
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
TokinFire - March 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Godammit. Oh, excellent poster, oh my brother.
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 6:21 pm
5 rehabilitations for A Clockwork Orange.

Life Is A Highway -

TAGS: quotes lewis carroll direction life
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2013, 1:25 pm
except during rush hour!
GaryO - September 19, 2013, 8:32 am
'tis a truth


TAGS: quotes
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the giggle sir, much needed!
GaryO - January 30, 2013, 8:09 pm
Well, I do recognize the pucker, but the ol’ gal was goin’ the other way………
MissPriss - January 30, 2013, 6:20 pm
Glad to hear it sir. By the way, anyone you know? teehee
GaryO - January 30, 2013, 6:54 am
HAH! My morning's made. cheers Missy


TAGS: problem with quotes is
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:51 am



TAGS: movie quotes day
Rating: 4.32/5

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GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:44 pm
an all time favorite movie. 5 Roosters

CREATION "MUSEUM" - Be sure to see the "Dinosaur" exhibit, and the "Planetarium" But please leave your rational mind at the door. Kentucky has all the answers you need.

TAGS: the quotes are necessary
Rating: 2.8/5

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Fatt Matt - November 17, 2009, 1:57 pm
I wonder what Freud would say about that Ag??
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:28 am
Am I the only one seeing the g** cruise sign from above?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:23 am
is that to spec?...it doesn't look like 40 cubits to me. 5.
spacedog - November 16, 2009, 5:50 pm
Nice work Matt. Is that you on the far left? 5 lions

Charity -

TAGS: out of context quotes khalil gibran
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 10, 2014, 1:29 pm
Hand Lotion. Tissues. Video game controller. Binoculars. Second floor window. We'll be reading about this latchkey kid in the news.
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:37 am

The hand lotion is a nice touch...Great one!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2014, 6:52 am

GaryO - October 8, 2014, 9:14 pm

AND I THINK TO MYSELF - "It's lovely to know that the world can't interfere with the inside of your head"... most days.


TAGS: marchallenge movie quotes i actually like canada
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - March 9, 2010, 1:59 pm
Densaku - March 9, 2010, 11:34 am
Other oozes from the north?...James Cameron & JACK-FM radio brand.
MO - March 9, 2010, 9:48 am
Love this for soooo many reasons. 5 maple lickers!

IMAGINATION - Do you remember those worlds you built, when you were young? Because all I can remember now are Videogame plots and Arnold Schwarzenegger qoutes.

PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR - "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." Ronald Reagan, at a press conference

TAGS: ronald reagan politics press conference homur republican republicans quotes
Rating: 3.28/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 4:12 am
You're still not funny
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:01 am
You found this humorous?

SWEET QUOTES - Leave the timmies and bombers to us. They're delicious, and you can't have any. - Agdaniele -

TAGS: forum post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:08 am
Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 11:24 pm

nice 1 cranky.



TAGS: movie quotes the gladiator
Rating: 2.6/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:24 am
Ohhh Gladiator, in Germania. Good one Yeo.


The Vanishing Point -



TAGS: heaven hell quotes dirty clean
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:13 am
I leave mine dirty. Once you wash it the 1st time it seems to become a nasty habit...teehee.
Oldsod - May 29, 2014, 5:45 pm
Thought about washing mine the other day, but fear that, once the dirt is gone, I'll be afoot...

Precisely -



TAGS: forum thread quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:09 am
nice one cranky, 5L
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:22 am
Again, not that I have any particular reason to know that.
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:21 am
You end up with permanent scarring on your hand. This is especially true if you are throwing your tomcat out the door at 1 in the morning cause he won't shut up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2010, 9:16 am
What happens if you swing a live cat?
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 8:55 am
It's been proven that swinging a dead cat results in the tail separating from the body of the cat. You end up with a randomly launched rotting projectile. Please don't ask how I know this.

Our Differences -



Say Your Sorry -


TAGS: quotes
Rating: 4.14/5

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WEDDING DAY - The first day of the rest of your life.

QUOTES - "quotes aren't quotes until they are said by someone important" -vexint


TAGS: movie quotes march 2010 pulp fiction the wolf
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:44 pm
Respect is earned... never given.
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 11:56 am
my fav movie
phydeaux - March 10, 2010, 11:37 am
Remember...just because you ARE a character does not mean you HAVE character...


Corruption -

TAGS: amp d lol quotes
Rating: 1.86/5

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Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:58 am
looks like this is from Fate...
Sean - October 18, 2008, 12:00 am
You know for a mailman, Newman was a pretentious bastard. No wonder Jerry hated him.

I'M THAT DOG!! - What kind of a dog, what kind of a monster could hear that heartbreak and go in just the same? I'm that monster.

TAGS: movie quotes dream catcher
Rating: 1.5/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 11, 2010, 10:12 am
MSN.COM ph**os of the week. I scored a dozen ph**os off of the festival their. But I can't think of anything for KARMA SUTRA
Hakiu - March 11, 2010, 8:14 am
Holi, India's Festival of Colors were people get in paint fights. Just thought I would share.

Experience -

TAGS: quotes oscar wilde mistakes experience stupidity
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 3, 2015, 3:28 am
A pic taken at the annual Motifake BBQ. Think it was Rerun and JesusWept...teehee. Thanks mizz
mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 11:39 pm
WOW! Where'd you find this excellent example of stupidity, Prissy? Thanks for sharing! LOL! 5L!

Moses Endorses Web Quotations -

TAGS: web quotes as evidence
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - October 30, 2014, 10:55 am
Excellent - but, since he dropped the third tablet coming down from the mountain, we'll never be sure about the other 5 commandments, like "Thou shalt not fake Motifake"

Ironic Twist -